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Divorce Can be a Dick

$6.50

Divorce can be a real dick, but remind your friend, that so was he. The inside reads: “But really, this won’t be easy. Just know that I’m here for you. Need help with that dating profile, need a night out, or someone to just hang and watch silly movies with… Call me. I’ll be there.”

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Description

Divorce is hugely common these days. They can be messy, upsetting, but also relieving and worthy of celebration. When someone’s going through that, you’re not always sure what to say. With this Divorce Greeting card from our greeting card line, Greeting Cards for Situations that F*cking Suck, it says it all. It’s a bit funny on the outside, with a heartfelt inside.

PS the words in the actual card are not blurred out 🙂

The inside reads:

“But really, this won’t be easy.

Just know that I’m here for you. Need help with that dating profile, need a night out, or
someone to just hang and watch silly movies with…

Call me. I’ll be there.”

DETAILS:

SIZE: Standard A6
PACKAGING: White envelope (C6) (Plastic isn’t used for ECO reasons)
SHIPPING: Ships in rigid mailer

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