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She Broke Up with You

$6.50

Break ups can be tough. Remind your friend that she was an ass anyway. The inside reads: “Mate, this is going to suck, but I’m here if you need me. Whether you need a drink, a gym buddy or help with your Tinder profile… I’m there.”

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Description

A break up can really fucking suck, but sometimes it was for the best. When someone’s going through that, you’re not always sure what to say. With this Break Up Greeting Card from our greeting card line, Greeting Cards for Situations that F*cking Suck, it says it all. It’s a bit funny on the outside, with a heartfelt inside. Please note the words are only blurred, but they’re not blurred in the actual card.

The inside reads:

“Mate, this is going to suck, but I’m here if you need me.

Whether you need a drink, a gym buddy or help with your
Tinder profile…

I’m there.”

DETAILS:

SIZE: Standard A6
PACKAGING: White envelope (Plastic isn’t used for ECO reasons)
SHIPPING: Ships in rigid mailer

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